| 1. | Aquadextrous | Possessing the ability to turn the bathroom faucet on and off with your toes. |
| 2. | Carperpetuation | The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. |
| 3. | Disconfect | To sterilize a piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs. |
| 4. | Elbonics | The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater or airplane. |
| 5. | Frust | The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. |
| 6. | Lactomangulation | Manhandling the 'open here' spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side. |
| 7. | Peppier | The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. |
| 8. | Phonesia | The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. |
| 9. | Pupkus | The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. |
| 10. | Telecrastination | The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away. |