Interview with an old English fisherman

Interviewer:   Whichne kraft canst thou?
Fisherman:    Ich am fishere.

Interviewer:  How yefeghst thou fishes?
Fisherman:    Ich astiye min ship and rowe out on the ea, and  wirpe mine mash on ea.

Interviewer: Whiche fishes yefeghst thou?
Fisherman:   Swo whilche swo on watere swimmeth.

Interviewer: What yif hit uncleane fishes beoth?
Fisherman:   Ich outwirpe the uncleanen out, and yenime me cleane to meat.

Interviewer: Forwhy nay fishest thou on sea?
Fisherman:  Whilem ich do, ac seldon, fortham michel rewyt me is to sea.

Interviewer: What feghst thou on sea?
Fisherman:   Haringes and laxes and crabben.

Interviewer: Wilt thou fon somne whale?
Fisherman:   Nich.

Interviewer: Forwhy?
Fisherman:   Fortham plightlich thing hit is gefon whale.