The Japanese Doll
George Cooper
Joe's Jack-O-Lantern and Other Stories (Boston: DeWolfe, Fiske, & Co., 1885)
also published in the same format in Great Big Story Book (New York: McLoughlin Brothers)
(both books are anthologies of previously published verse, stories, and illustrations)

Cover of  Great Big Story Book

Illustration for poem

The dollies were all up in arms,
And this was the reason why:
A Japanese dolly,
So plump and so jolly,
In the play-house they happened to spy.
"Oh, dear!
Such a fright!" said they; "how came she here?"
Miss China cried: "What a queer dress!"
"What funny eyes" sneered Miss Rag.
"She hasn't a curl
On her head, like a girl,
Nor a feature of which she can brag."
"That's so,"
Laughed Miss Wax; "we must snub her, you know."

"How awkward she is!" said Miss French;
"Her speech, too, is most absurd.
She is quite out of place
Among dollies of grace;
And her ears are like wings of a bird,
Wide-spread,
Just as if they'd fly off with her head!"

Just then little Alma popped in.
"Fie,  dollies! for shame!" she cried.
"Your manners are bad,
They make me feel sad;
Have I taught you to act so?" she sighed,
"Be kind,
Though her ways are not just to your mind!"

The dollies all looked quite ashamed;
This lesson they never forgot:
That kindness is best;
And now their odd guest
Is the happiest doll of the lot.
Though small,
She has never been homesick at all.

Note: the Japanese doll illustrated is a boy doll, and this fits the description, since boy dolls are particularly lacking in hair and often have big ears.