Alumni CLASnotes Spring 2009
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Todd Barry (B.A., English, 1986)

Todd Barry
Todd Barry
I CALL MYSELF...
Comedian.

LATER TODAY I'M...
Well, my bathroom sink is being repaired now, so I look forward to washing my hands. But I always look forward to that.

MY HOBBIES ARE...
I walk around, stare into space, find places to eat. Nothing too dramatic.

ONLINE I'M AT...
[You have an extensive web site at www.toddbarry.com, you are on MySpace and you Twitter--but how much time do you actually spend on the internet?] Oh, yes, I knew I left something off the list from the prior question. I spend too much time on the internet; it's sort of embarrassing.
I think I just used a semi-colon correctly.

MY BEST ADVICE IS...
Sleep a lot. Not like 15 hours like a loser, but eight or nine hours. Nine.

I FIND INSPIRATION IN...
Watching someone who's really good at their job.

IF I WEREN'T A COMEDIAN, I'D BE...
Civil rights attorney sounds good.

MY THEME SONG IS...
Who Put the Bomp (In the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp).

AN ENGLISH DEGREE HAS HELPED ME...
I'm a big fan of confused and baffled looks, so it's helped me in that regard.

MY WORLD DOMINATION PLANS INCLUDE...
I can't stand hearing people eat popcorn at movies, so I would do something about that. I guess there are other things I'd change first, but that would be one of them.

ANYTHING ELSE?
How come I've never been asked to perform at Gator Growl?

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